Sad Bitch Guide to Male Style Changes

There is an old theory that when two people fall in love, their image changes to suit that person. Sometimes this is a great thing, other times, not so great. I feel there needs to be a rehab clinic for men whose appearances change for the worst, depending on the women they are with.

Lets have a quick look at the Hollywood men we have lost in the past few years

Brad Pitt

The Gwyneth Paltrow years, when we couldn't really tell who was Gwyneth Paltrow and who was Brad Pitt

The Jennifer Aniston years, when everything was good with the world

Present Day where Brad Pitt is now in a relationship with Angelina Jolie, and Angelina Jolie's Right Leg. 

Sometimes I feel that Brad Pitt feels that just because he is dating Angelina Jolie, that he looks and can dress like Angelina Jolie.

Justin Timberlake

We cried when these two broke up

We he was clearly punching above his weight with Cameron Diaz

With Jessica Biel, where they look good together, but not enough for anyone to care

Shane Warne

This man doesn't deserve his own section, however he has had more changes than any man alive, oddly enough they all seem to be as bad as the last.

With Simone Callahan, embarrassing Australia one photo at a time

When Liz Hurley hired Warne out as her own personal Ken Doll (this is still gross)

Now with Emily Scott, and still looking like a total tool

Johnny Depp

Johnny and Kate Moss will never stop being perfect

With Vanessa Paradis, which admittedly worked really well for a few years

Let us have a moment of silence for the dark fashion phrases that take place in attractive men's lives when they get a new girlfriend.