Sad Bitch Guide to Immortals

Here is a collection of photos of women who don't age and are probably vampires, or practice in black magic or something

Madonna

Jennifer Aniston (maybe being dumped for Angelina Jolie does something for your complexion?)

Gwen Stefani (too hot for 44)

Come on now Meryl this is just ridiculous

I'm clearly just running out of ideas and no longer care enough to write things that are substantial.

Sorry

Sad Bitch Guide to Story that is a Fairytale

I have no idea what the actual aim of this task is (I'll be 100% honest), but essentially I have to take a news story and replay it as a fairytale.

Once Upon A Time there was a young boy who was unsure how to act around other children.

He would often cry, throw tantrums and he had not learned his words yet.

His mother and father tried desperately hard to help their son, but nothing helped. The doctor diagnosed him, but little was to be done. The little boy was angry, and didn't know how to take turns.

One day his parents found a magical place called The AEIOU Foundation for Children with Autism, and enrolled their son straight away. The Foundation answered their prayers and soon their son not only stopped throwing tantrums, but also learned his words.

After a few years the little boy was then able to go to a mainstream school after completing all of his goals, and both he and his parents lived happily ever after.

(Told you I didn't really get the task, but the story is special to me as I used to work at the AEIOU Foundation and continue to work with Autistic children. AEIOU really is a fantastic place, and this 'fairytale spin, is based off an article in the Townsville Bulletin published 21/4/14.)

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